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“I once described myself as looking like Robert Redford would look if he looked like me. Well, Bobby and I both have gotten much older and while I can’t promise to be cute anymore I can promise that this little electronic hangout will offer you a few minutes that will be interesting, funny, educational or aggravating, sometimes all at once.

Come back often—it’ll change frequently.

For 60 years I’ve been batting the keys of various writing machines, turning out news, fiction and humor about the outdoors and the indoors. I’ve published seven books and one book-on-tape. The ones still in print are for sale here. I put up universally-acclaimed tomato salsa every year, but it’s not for sale. Talk nice and I might give you some.

Read the blog page to get mad, sad, happy—anything but bored. The photos are ones I like out of thousands of images I’ve taken all over the country. Marty, my wife of 54 years, and I have five children, eight dogs (at last count), four canoes/kayaks, a bunch of shotguns, guitars, mandolins and banjos, and a hell of a lot of fun.

Join us for a while…”

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They’re Back

By Joel M. Vance In the movie Poltergeist, little Carol Anne happily announces to her horrified parents, “They’re BACK!” and things get worse because the things that are back aren’t anything you want in your house. There are some who feel the same way about wildlife. Few would invite a timber wolf home for dinner […]

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The EasterEgg

By Joel M. Vance This may come as a shock to the churchly, but Easter, the Easter egg and the Easter ...

What Was That!

By Joel M. Vance Like all kids of my generation, I spent Saturdays at the local movie theater trying not to ...