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“I once described myself as looking like Robert Redford would look if he looked like me. Well, Bobby and I both have gotten much older and while I can’t promise to be cute anymore I can promise that this little electronic hangout will offer you a few minutes that will be interesting, funny, educational or aggravating, sometimes all at once.

Come back often—it’ll change frequently.

For 60 years I’ve been batting the keys of various writing machines, turning out news, fiction and humor about the outdoors and the indoors. I’ve published seven books and one book-on-tape. The ones still in print are for sale here. I put up universally-acclaimed tomato salsa every year, but it’s not for sale. Talk nice and I might give you some.

Read the blog page to get mad, sad, happy—anything but bored. The photos are ones I like out of thousands of images I’ve taken all over the country. Marty, my wife of 54 years, and I have five children, eight dogs (at last count), four canoes/kayaks, a bunch of shotguns, guitars, mandolins and banjos, and a hell of a lot of fun.

Join us for a while…”

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GOODBYE TO THE IRON MAN

By Joel M. Vance We called him the Iron Man. There never was a thicket too dense or a briar patch too spiky that he couldn’t bull through, especially if there was a chance that a covey of quail or crouching grouse was lurking there. Spence Turner, my dear friend for 47 years finally ran […]

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LEAVE ‘EM ALONE

By Joel M. Vance When our daughter Carrie was wee bitty, she delighted in the 1948 ...

AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL….USUALLY

It was Veteran’s Day and our local symphony orchestra preceded Beethoven’s Ninth ...